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My First Morzine Faceplant: UK Beginner’s Yard Sale in France

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💥 First Morzine Faceplant: UK Rookie’s Yard Sale in the Alps

🎥 Watch the Yard Sale Carnage (CapCut)

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UK snowboard squad in Morzine after fail

British boarders, gather round. I flew Bristol → Geneva, hopped a shuttle to Morzine, strapped in like I knew what I was doing. 45 seconds into a blue run? Full yard sale. Board? Gone. Gloves? Gone. Ego? Buried somewhere near the lift line.

Damage report:

  • ✈️ Flight: £45 easyJet
  • 🚐 Transfer: £25 shuttle
  • 🏂 Board: Rental (felt like a plank of granite)
  • 💥 Faceplant: 11/10 — would not recommend

Takeaway? Bend your knees, mate. And if you’re gonna eat snow, make sure someone’s filming — it’s content gold.

Your turn: What’s your worst beginner snowboard fail in Morzine or the alps? Drop it in the comments or submit your clip here — best ones get featured and memed.

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